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Topic by dennis posted 06-28-2008 06:22 PM 30933 views 0 times favorited 7 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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90 posts in 3910 days

06-28-2008 06:22 PM

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I lady had just bought an old house. She was busy scrubbing all the floors on the inside while some carpenters where repairing her back porch. Around break time one of the guys knocks on the door and ask to use the restroom. Flustered the lady said to wait till she got some newspaper down. Don’t worry said the carpenter I’m already housebroken.

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07-08-2008 07:14 PM

ha! You men :0

at the day care that I do some work at the cleaning lady said that the men who were installing new kitchen equipment used the bathroom and left more on the floor than they put in the toilet! They should have put some newspaper down.

-- ~ Debbie, Ontario Canada

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90 posts in 3910 days

07-09-2008 06:07 AM

aww the truth hurts!

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07-20-2008 12:20 AM

great story dennis , reminds me….. i went to do a job for a guy and after seveal morn coffees i ask to use the bathroom , he said use the one in the hall unless your going to be nasty , then go across the street to the community pool and use that one ! im thinking im not a retard im a carpenter , anyway i went across the street and used the bathroom and told my help to do the same . he dosent know but i added 200.00 to his bill for being a butt hole . they liked the work so much ive been back twice since to do more , each time adding 200. to the bill for haveing to go across the street . lol

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07-20-2008 05:15 AM

...and $200.00 well earned I might add!

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Dick, & Barb Cain

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07-30-2008 04:50 PM


I had the almost the same experience with a couple of little old ladies.

They used to make me hold my foot up so they could wash my shoes, before entering their house.

-- ** Dick, & Barb Cain *************** http://lumberjocks.com/jocks/Chipncut

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07-30-2008 11:22 PM

LOL… That’s hilarious. Since my wife and I live out in the woods, she says that I’m not city-broken…

-- --Steve

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12-30-2009 05:41 AM

Even if you have a old house you can make it new again by just renovating it but of course you need a budget for this.


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