Normally, if I were to write about something like this, it would be a tool or wood gloat. However, when you are the winner of a contest, it hardly qualifies as a gloat. Rather, this is something I’ve always wanted, but never received the okay from the boss. It’s almost as good as the Daisy Red Ryder with a compass in the stock (well, actually better).
Meet the latest addition to the family – the TOTO Washlet S300!!!
I won it at the KBIS. The girls at the TOTO booth said that if I Tweet, or “Like” TOTO on Facebook, I would be entered into the contest to win. I honestly didn’t pay much attention to what they were saying, as I never win anything. I thought they said Washlet, but I was probably only wishing. But hey, a couple of word Tweet – who knows. Honestly, though, I was serious about what I said in the Tweet. TOTO had a lot of really awesome displays.
It arrived sometime today. This little gem does almost everything it’s big brother, the Neorest does, but at a third of the price.
It washes (with heated water) in five cleaning modes; has a heated seat, warm air drying, and even has an air purifier.
Most of the men reading this will probably sit on the throne after they read this and think – man, I wish I had a heated seat! Women will think – ah, just another toy for the guys to sit and think – even longer! Heck, maybe I’ll be able to read several remodeling journals instead of just one article. Now, all I need is the big-screen TV across from the toilet, and all will be right with the world.
-- No matter how many times I measure, I always forget the dimensions before I cut.